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From The Mouth Of Babes
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings...
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Blonde At A Farm
There was a blonde driving through the country. She just dyed her hair brown because...
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God's Plan
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the...
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None For You Tonight.
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if...
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What Kind Of Tracks?
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks....
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Grown-Up Words
The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more...
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Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking...
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English And A French Gynecologist
In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are...
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Sexy Professions
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where...
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Marketing That Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense.... You see a gorgeous girl...
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An Interrupted Journey
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as...
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3 Women
Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub it and out pops...
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Totally Hammered
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman....
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Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway....
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Prayers
On the night of their wedding, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room....
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I Want Barbie And GI Joe For Christ
A little girl was asked by her mother what she wants for Christmas. "Barbie and...
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An Excellent Costume Party Idea
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume...
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No Gentleman
A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down...
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The Chili At A Diner
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he...
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What State Do You Live In?
You live in California when... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford...
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